I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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