it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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