She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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