I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Barsexuality is the new black.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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