my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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