the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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