her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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