i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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