You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
