I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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