i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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