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(207): View more from Maine

We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.

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(415): View more from California

the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.

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(404): View more from Georgia

i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.

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(727): View more from Florida

would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?

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(845): View more from New York

When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"

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(903): View more from Texas

If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.

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(210): View more from Texas

BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed

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(770): View more from Georgia

Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.

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(404): View more from Georgia

You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.

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