Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.