Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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