okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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