Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
