whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She announced her abortion via fbk
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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