We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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