His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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