Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
