we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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