i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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