normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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