so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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