I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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