Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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