plz talk dirty to me
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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