remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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