I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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