This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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