Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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