Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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