We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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