come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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