3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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