Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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