He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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