I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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