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He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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