he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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