So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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