just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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