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(609): View more from New Jersey

I had another sleeping on concrete incident.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......

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(630): View more from Illinois

just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.

(815): View more from Illinois

we live in such a classy society.

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(972): View more from Texas

Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.

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(425): View more from Washington

I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

She did what?

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Who. The correct term is she did who.

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Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.

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