I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...