Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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