...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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