Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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