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(775): View more from Nevada

Are we in a gay sports bar?

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(801): View more from Utah

see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks

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wait.... you do what?

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(720): View more from Colorado

Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix

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(512): View more from Texas

The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.

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(515): View more from Iowa

oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer

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(501): View more from Arkansas

All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement

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(813): View more from Florida

Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?

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