Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
foreskin is a definite game changer
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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