we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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