ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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