Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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