went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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