It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
